alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

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tavr0ss: what does puta mean?

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

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megasixtyfour:

"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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"There’s free food."

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bewbin:

metaknighty:

crushes are terrible

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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tbotofficial:

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

ur contribution is appreciated

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radsturbate:

how the soft grinch☯ stole christmas

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stupidharpy:

liache:

coolator:

nosdrinker:

next gen

i thought this was real at first

get your head in the game

clipping glitches are greatclipping glitches in hyper-realistic games are fantastic
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pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

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alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

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aeducanprincess:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED 

I don’t know if this person can do job they have flower on arm and I am worry

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